★ HOW TO PLAY ★
[STEP 1]: Insert tea (PG Tips, splash of milk, two sugars). Keep your Tea level high to stay functional.
[STEP 2]: Navigate comfort and lazy decisions. High Comfort feels great, but makes the sofa's gravitational pull much stronger.
[STEP 3]: Avoid complete Brain Rot. Too much reality TV destroys your mental status. Binge films and games instead.
[OBJECTIVE]: Survive the afternoon cycle and successfully stand up to beat the game!
⚠️ WINNERS DON'T WATCH "MADE IN CHELSEA"!
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